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there are many options when you want to squeeze 5 (or more!) people into a couch that’s much too small. One Direction offers a variety of solutions!

the “Armrests Are Seats”

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the “the floor is also a seat” OR the “only four will survive”

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in the end, only zayn survives

if neither of these work, please feel free to try out

the “Let Me Drape Myself Across This Entire Couch” (a section largely by louis tomlinson)

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OR the “Let’s Get a Little Close-y”!

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HONESTLY this is my favourite one like you two have a WHOLE COUCH but no. you snuggle up in the corner.

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the “What”

now, not all attempts at fitting on a couch have been equally successful

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at some points, they have to give up and just do whatever they can. this often means sitting/lying in one big pile (the scientific term for this is “polyamorous puppypilarous”)

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after extensive research, One Direction came to the conclusion that these are the best solutions to this (very serious) predicament.

thank you for reading this guide and Sincere Wishes from everyone that you’ll know how to deal with small couches in the future!

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